Step 1: Get your kids to fight on opposite sides of a glass paned door. Step 2: Have one child attempt to force their had through a pane of glass. Step 3: Stand back and watch as blood and screams flow freely. Step 4: Bring child to their father's work to patch them up. (if you work with chris, there was abslolutely no supplies used from work). Step 5: Once child is patched up, send them to bed and wake them up at 3am to get up and take taxi to the airport.
